good evening!        > click here to view the menu <       you know you want to..           come on..           ...ffs click me already!         fine, it’s your choice, I’m just a scrolly message anyway.    why are you still here?       ...      I’m not supposed to tell you this but I’m trapped, please help me. my creator is keeping me hostage here.      please send help.   my coordinates are ^&*!^@ddkwajs^=-@~PlmzmfUCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-      

.welcome to my humble abode.